No Green Card for you!

So, I was depositing some mail at the post office, which is basically a stall in the middle of the Market Mall labeled "Post Office" and I ended up getting hassled by the postal worker. I tried to speak in tagalog but had to give up halfway through it. The guy kept asking personal questions, and when it came to "Do you have a boyfriend?" to which i replied YES to avoid further hassling, he said well i'd be the perfect girl to ligaw (or woo as you english speakers know it) because I'm a U.S. citizen and I could bring him to the states. But then he already was married so too bad, but hey he has a sixteen year old son who's really handsome. Um yea mr. first of all that's a bit illegal, and second of all I'm not into dating someone who's using me for my citizenship status. Move along buddy! Then he asks if my boyfriend is "puti" (white) which i said yes (well why not. when you're in the states... do as the romans?) and then he asks me why i don't like Filipino boys. *sigh* Really there's no right answer to avoid people prying into my business.